Saturday, February 16, 2008

Love: Prove It!

Dedicated as we are to the pursuit of knowledge through rigorous, scientific testing (especially if we, ourselves, don't have to perform said testing), we are proud to present (several days late, but with a really sweet card):


Herewith, a short sample:
HYPOTHESIS #1. “All we need is love.”

EXPERIMENTAL DESIGN: We chose an experimental male subject that had been engaged in a long-term, healthy, loving relationship for many years. The subject was removed from his native environment, stripped naked, and dropped onto a barren patch of Arctic tundra without food, protection from the elements, or means of communication. The subject was afforded only ‘love’, in the form of a parcel of romantic letters written by his sweetheart.

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